The hooker nearing the male onlooker in a Chinese joint

Her whole body stops and faces sutiben across the glass window.

With a sense of urgency, the woman attempts to convey something but it’s not coming through.

Despite not knowing each other, based on her facial expression it seems like sutiben needs to hear this.

Oh, suti not know if should even tell story. *covers face with both hands* How does one respond to situations like these?

The attraction of food pulls you into strange locations

You see, earlier in the day, sutiben was in a “chillaxing”1 state until sent to buy something to eat eat. With no lots of paper in wallet, sutiben settles for Chinese takeout. Much kinder on nearly empty pockets.

Finding a good eat shouldn’t be a hard feat either, especially since the city is brimming with many Chinese joints.

*mumbles* Hey, why suti always buy buy? Something fishy going on…

The perfect scene inside a hurricane’s eye

Entering a small Chinese restaurant, sutiben submits his long list of orders — so many to feed T_T) — followed by walking over to the transparent window near the doorway to look outside.

Luckily, today won’t be a long wait because the only other customer is the shadow that always tags along. ^^)v And he no eating today.

Staring outside, sutiben gets a soothing and calming effect. In fact, it’s a very nice afternoon.

  • Mr. sun makes his presence known, a shining light bulb outside except only exuding the heat of a candle.
  • The sky sports islands of cloud here & there, reflecting back the color of a clean tropical sea. ‘Tis one of those skies you take for granted but love when looking up.
  • The people slowly sliding across the sidewalk with ease such that it’s like watching cows grazing the land.

Everything really is on the same pulse.

The ugly woman with the question needing an immediate response

And that’s when a Spanish woman cross sutiben’s field of vision. From the other side of the restaurant window, the stranger’s hands move around trying to communicate a message. Still not getting it, the woman then mouthes a few words2, as if the thin glass between us is sound proof.

No can put finger on it but the old Latin woman seems eerily familiar.

Seeing sutiben’s confused look still, the woman opens the door and enters the restaurant.

This must be serious.

Coming close she mumbles a few words with what seemed to be broken English. Couldn’t fully understand and so she repeats a few more times. From what can gather, she asks something along the lines of “Do you want service?

What does that even mean? Being slow, sutiben still tries decoding the question.

“Aaaaaaaah. suti gets it now!”, sutiben thinks as the answer finally hits. Suti so smart.

(● ・・ ●) Soon though, the sudden realization turns to disgust when everything becomes crystal clear. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Ttttttthhis is a hooker!

The Latin prostitute making herself known in the neighborhood

Now know where seen her face. Since commute back and forth, sutiben tends to arrive home late night. On one of these nights while climbing the stairs, that very same Latin woman was leaning on the wall. Being a stranger, sutiben just walked past her but she must’ve been looking for suitors then.

A hearty laugh along with your order at your expense

Anyhoo, right away, sutiben’s head quickly shakes no and the prostitute takes her leave.

*shivers* She was not only ugly but way older. (⌒▽⌒)ノ hehe. Too bad no one told her suti stingy with money.

Of course by this time, the takeout food is ready and the Chinese cook calls for sutiben’s attention. In broken English, he asks if that woman asked for it. This is where the Chinese man forms a zero with his right hand, a one with his left, and penetrates suggestively.

Apparently, the whore has been looking for “employment” all over the neighborhood, contacting anyone and everyone.

Sutiben can only look embarrassingly at the ground, pick up the food, and rush out of the premises as the cook laughs his heart out.


  1. Supposed to be a fusion of the words “CHILLing” & relAXING.

    No ask suti… never hear this phrase before either but friend said it a few times & wanna try it at least once. hehe. Wanna be cool too. ^^ ↩︎

  2. (T T) suti slow. Always have trouble reading lips or understanding hand movements. Makes ppl angry at suti all the time… ↩︎

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